maxrox's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I can't fap to this...]

OH YEA

OH YEA! NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!!!

Haha everything in general was grand. Loved that you actually went and did this. Keep up the good work :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh, the fact i bothered to do this is probably the funniest thing about it

[Left 4 Bed]

ahhhahahaha*cough cough cough* ahhhhhaaaaaaa

you either take the title 2 ways... a Smoker from the game was watching this, or I am sick... either way... xD

Lol I couldn't decide what to do, laugh or cough!

You lose one mark for haunting my dreams for eternity though.... *shudders* Im never gonna see pills the same again...

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

GRABBIN' PEEEEELZ

[Pokemon Hunter]

kick ass!

that was fucking shweeeeet.... altho it sorta looked like a Steelix head with an Onyx body.... Steelix has more shiny, u gave it a dark skin sorta like rock, just pointing it out

NCH responds:

its a very stylized render with the shadows and etc for the steelix, to make it Gar

[Brawl Funnies [dick 3]]

I love you....

I rly do, and I'm not ashamed to say it, I am going to be entering a computer class to teach me about how to make flashes and games, and I agree with you entirely, people need to make there own stuff, but I also say "you wanna make a thing about something popular? fine go ahead, just keep your own material in mind" that is how the internet should work, I have been a Newgrounds user for over 4 years now, and I have to say the quality of flash has decreased constantly each year, I am now finding that the artists whom I have grown to love and enjoy are stopping their flash creations from going anywhere, and doing anything from all the new voters who go "OMG OMG SUPA SMASH BROS(I'm using this because of the useless 3 vids that have recently come out[Brawl Taunts 3, Brawl Funnies 1 and 2]) But I can't go and say I dont enjoy alot of the flashes that use someone elses ideas mixed with your own jokes(Egoraptoers MGS and Awsomes are not original, but they are funny) and I'm not saying when I enter the field that I wont do something popular too, but I am saying that if I ever make something that is popular to the mass it will be my own choice, and I wont make it for peoples votes, Artists are losing their sence for flashes, too many artists start a great series, it doesn't catch on as well as they hope, or it becomes to popular and they rush, thus creating crappy submissions to just finish their series and create things for votes. As a veteran Newgrounder I agree with this video description, and I agree with the msg(watch the video 2nd read description first it sends the right msg this way) this video sends, its telling the public, "this is what you want? get a friggen life and learn to vote, and try new flashes and series' " Thus I hope anyone who reads this msg and still wants to be an ass and go "OMG OMG ITS POPULAR VOTE VOTE VOTE WATCH WATCH WATCH" and ruins Newgrounds further can go die in a hole, have the shitty videos that they rate 10's thrown on top of them, than buried halfway up with dirt, than the rest cement. Good day...

dreftclub responds:

A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".

Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".

I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?

I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.

Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.

I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.

Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.

But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.

I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.

I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.

People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.

For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.

Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important

[Xeno's Phoenix Wrong 6]

DUDE!!!!

AMAZING BUT ALL I ASK IS TO TELL ME WHERE U FOUND JAPANEASE INUYASHA!!!!

Xenolord responds:

Off a Music Video to "Baby One More Time". I just extracted the audio. And would you mind turning the Caps off, please? It hurts my eyes. But I thank you for the review.

[The Real ScaryMovieGuy]

................

i couldnt even watch 1 full minute of it cuz you either mubble like someone with a broken jaw..... or you speak a language that had every other language in the world mixed into it.... fix your voice/raise the volume on it or speak F**KING ENGLISH >.<

i mean they do have classes for it :P

Khensley responds:

Two Words Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Resident Merchant]

great flash and all and very nice intro

like wtf there facing certain death and the merchant gos GIMME YOUR FUCKING MONEY OR DIE! >.< im like wtf u and the 2 main characters are like gonna be eaten by zombies and shit and you want money! -.-' wtf is wrong wit chu!? and ty soooo much for killing him at the end!

xthesnarfx responds:

Uuuuuh...no-no problem dude.

[PW: Inspired Justice]

very nice

FINALLY 1 DOWN TEH LIST THAT ISNT BAD!!!!!!! like this is truely pheonix wrong cuz it inspired the randomness we all love!

Sunrie responds:

Haha, thank you. The randomness is part of the appeal these give

[The Face Collab]

wooooo grab a hippie

than stick him infront of the cpmputer screen give him a pipe get him to this video and hell do the rest*in other room ull hear and smell him smokin* and than write down what he sees.... than watch the vid yourself and see how a high guy differs from a guy whos not intoxicated lol great flash does get.... annoying after a bit

TheBoogley responds:

I may have to do this experiment... For scientific purposes of course... scientific purposes.

[Emo? Lol-no.]

dude wtf.....

u get 1 star cuz its catchy and its stuck in my head......but dude piss off not all emos are bad.... im emo ive got plenty of freinds but im just depressed.... all my freinds dont care as long as i dont do anything else like ummm o yea the most commenly thought thing sliting wrists....... THATS BS alot of emos dont slit there wrist..... i dont ive got 5 other emo freinds they dont just cuz were emo doesnt make us freaks of nature.... everyone gets depressed at sum point of another cuz lets see THERE ARE BAD THINGS IN LIFE! im not saying blam it im not saying its bad but im saying learn something for once people.....

Joelasticool responds:

Not sure I precisely get your point because your grammar is horrible, but I'm not making fun of depressed people, I'm making fun of emos. It's normal to be sad and feel down once in a while, but it's retarded to make a lifestyle out of it.